Honking in hyderabad, and I am sure in many places, has a taxonomy of its own.Its funny that you never realise that you can honk different honks as well.
Honk 1: Bep (a short burst of the horn) almost like a positioning system, saying I am here, usually used when the car in front you is rolling back on you on an incline
Honk 2: Bep Bep Bep A string of short bursts: I am over taking you slowly, so if you have plans to change lanes, chill for a few seconds, till the beps stop
Honk 3: Beeeeeeeep: Get the fuck out of my way. Else, I am going to beep the hell out of you.
Honk 4: Beep Beep Beep Beep: No reason, I just like honking kinda like a preemptive strike
Honk 5: Beep Beep: I know that we are stuck in traffic, let me just release some angst
Honk 6: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......: Sorry, fell asleep on the steering
Courtesy:Bond...Bala Bond
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