Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Karma is a Bitch!!!

Roshni: I cannot find one of my earrings

Me: Ok, let me help you find it

Ananya: No papa....its mamma's 'toy'...she lost it so she should find it


#KaraaraJawaab #KarmaIsABitch

Sunday, August 30, 2015

By retiring after the second test match, Sangakara denied Ashwin 2 wickets in this series!!!

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Any Veg Option in CMs?

Vegetarians would be really happy with the choice for the next Tamil Nadu Chief Minister....Panneer-selvam!!!

Sunday, January 5, 2014

हमारे पास तो जडेजा, इशांत और रोहित शर्मा थे,

तो साऊथ अफ्रीका ने हमारा फाड़ दिया,

तुम्हारे पास तो कुक, एंडरसन और ब्रॉड थे,

तुमने क्या उखाड़ लिया!!!

Sunday, December 29, 2013

Conversation between 2 Tendulkar Fans

Part of my conversation with my father a few days back;

Papa: News channels are saying that South Africa's 'Jacques' has announced his retirement from test cricket. Which Jacques this this?

Me: Jacques Kallis, who else?!!?

Papa: 

Me: Why?

Papa: That means Tendulkar's record of most test centuries and runs are safe for a while!!! (I could almost 'hear' his big grin on the other end)

Me: Yup. Now, he will play only one more test. Do you want him to score a century so that he leaves on a high?

Papa: Ya......now it does not matter.....


Papa: Actually NO!! What if he changes his mind afterwards!!!

Friday, December 13, 2013

I do not understand Malay....if you slow it down for me and speak to me as if I am a retard....it is still not going to work!!!

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Pappu to Sheila: "Defeat is a state of mind"

Sheila to Pappu: "Chup *******, right now my mind is in a state of defeat"