Joke: Manmohan Singh Vs Musharraf

Manmohan Singh and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for talks on nuclear arms. When Manmohan Singh sits down, he notices Musharraf's chair has three buttons on the armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses a button. Suddenly a boxing glove pops out of Manmohan Singh chair and bashes him on his face.

Manmohan Singh, barely believing it, carries on talking but after another few minutes Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a large boot and kicks MMS (Manmohan Singh) in the butt. Manmohan Singh is kicked off but still remains outwardly calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes Musharraf presses the final button, and from under the table another boxing glove hits Manmohan Singh. The Indian PM is really fed up by it now and stands up to leave. We'll continue this talk Next week in the New Delhi" says the Prime Minister. Musharraf, choking from laughing, is too proud to say no, so the appointment stands.

A week later Manmohan Singh receives Musharraf in the Prime Minister’s Office, and as Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons in the armrest of Manmohan Singhs chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on, Musharraf sees Manmohan Singh press the first button, and ducks really fast, but nothing seems to happen. This doesn't stop Manmohan Singh from laughing.....really loudly.

After this, Indian PM continues where he left off, until he presses another button. Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps up. Absolutely nothing happens, and this time Manmohan Singh falls out of his chair laughing.

Musharraf doesn’t get it - what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been harmed yet, so he sits down again to talk further. After A few minutes Indian PM presses the final button. This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but Manmohan Singh isn't. He's rolling on the floor, doubled up from laughing. Musharraf is really annoyed by now, so he stands up from his chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm going back to Pakistan "

Manmohan Singh: (Through tears of laughter from the floor) -

"PAKISTAN?? WHAT PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE??"