Beauty lies in the eyes of the "Beer Holder"

24 hours in a day, 24 cans in a beer case. Coincidence?

1. The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer
2. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy
3. Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer
4. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure
5. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza
6. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
7. Whiskey and Beer are a man's worst enemies... but the man that runs away from his enemies is a coward!
8. God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer
9. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind
10. I don't have a drinking problem, except when I can't find a drink